Saturday, 25 October 2008

• What are 5 qualities that turn you off in the opposite sex?

  NOT IN SIGNIFICANT ORDER.

  1. No sense of humor.

  How do you put up with a person who is always so serious? People are comical; situations are funny- LIFE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

  2. Quick to assumes/jump to conclusions.

  Did I say I think your dick is too small? 

  I was refering to your brain. 

  ...

  (Oh, and just between you and I, it's TINY! And I'm not referring to your brain.)

  3. No appreciation/complain constantly.

  “Hi, my name is _______[insert name of an annoying guy], and everything has to be perfect in my life.” *[insert your own eye roll]*

  Every day is a miracle! It's such a turn-off when guys take things for granted or they don't see the beauty in things. It's even worse when they complain about something in their lives FOREVER! It's okay that you don't like the weather today (understandable if you live in Canada too) or you hate your teacher (VERY understandable if you go to RHHS) but PLEASE try to focus on the better things and not ruin my mood.

  I'm being a little sexist here, but even with their high-pitched voices, girls still aren't as annoying as guys when they complain. There, I said it- Guys sound like aunties (no offense, you know what I mean) when they whine!

  4. Lazy, pessimistic (and doesn't bother to try things/ are afraid of failure)

  Jeez, JUST TRY IT! Even if you think you're 'just not good enough', there is room for chances. Who knows, maybe all the good players are grounded and can't make the try-outs.

  Like someone (I forgot who) said, Try and fail, but don't fail to try (or try to fail for that matter!)

  5. No opinions or ‘too opinionated to listen to whatever shit you have to say’

  When I ask “So who are you gonna vote for?”, I expect an answer like “Oh, I’m voting for _______[insert political figure and explain]” or “_______[insert another political figure]” NOT “I don’t know. I don’t think I’m gonna vote. I mean, one vote won’t matter” or “______[insert the political figure I’m least likely to vote for] because everybody else SUCKS HAIRY ASS! SHUT UP, he’s going to win!”

   

  Well, that's just my two-cents.

  SHINJU N.

   

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